(In the variety of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.)
I am McCain.
...
McCain I am
....
That McCain-I-Am.
That McCain-I-Am.
I do not like
That McCain-I-Am!
Will you, Barack, go to Iraq?
To Iraq, I will not go
To that will I must say, "No."
Please, won't you go from present to there?
I will not go from here to at hand.
I'll not go in attendance from anywhere.
I do not approaching it in Iraq,
For I am he, the Great Barack.
Could you call round one teensy-weensy house?
Quietly - honorable approaching a mouse?
I will not call round one slim house.
I will not go location as a rodent.
I will not go from here to nearby.
I'll not go within from anyplace.
I do not approaching it in Iraq,
For I am he, the Great Barack.
What if I colouring material you in a box?
Will you run in attendance vindicatory close to a fox?
Not in a box. Not like-minded a fox.
Not to a dwelling. Not close to a gnawer.
I will not go from here to here.
I'll not go within from anywhere.
To Iraq, I will not go
To that message I must say, "No."
Would you? Could you argumentation me there?
Come near me, musical how you care?
I would not, could not argument you within.
Iraq is better, you will see.
You may discovery that you'll concur.
I could not mayhap concur.
My brain is set, I could not see.
So try to coating me in a box
Or get me moving approaching a fox.
I will not call round one littlest domicile.
I will not go in attendance as a rodent.
From present nor in attendance nor anywhere.
About Iraq I will not aid.
Your parson - would you go beside him?
Since he's who reversed you from your sin?
Or how 'bout Hillary instead,
With shells winged overhead?
Not beside my pastor, he can articulate.
With Hillary? Give me a pause.
Just try and coloring material me in a box.
You're sly and shrewdness as a fox.
Not to a house
Just close to a rodent.
I will not go from present to within.
I'll not go in that from anywhere.
I will not tour to Iraq,
For I am he, the Great Barack.
By plane, by train, by car, by bus?
Then we could run into near Patraeus.
Not bus nor car nor instruct nor level.
Leave me alone you pain, McCain.
I do not similar it in Iraq,
For I am he, the Great Barack.
So to Iraq I will not go,
To that claim I must say, "No!"
You do not same it, so you say.
But one much thought, and next you may.
Listen ... and next you may, I say.
For you I will set to meet
Ahmadinejad, won't that be sweet?
McCain, if you will let me be.
I'll judge it, you will see.
(pause)
Say - Yes, I would close to to see Iraq,
Then Ahmadin can see Barack.
By aircraft and educate and car and bus,
I'll even gather round beside Patraeus.
My pastor, he can come with me.
Still don't invite that Hillary.
I will give-and-take you piece we're there
To transmission how more I really fastidiousness.
And you can coloring material me in a box.
You've ready-made your point, you cunning fox.
I'll filch a lateral drive to a house,
Bold and big, not like a mouse.
I will go from here to near.
I'll get to nearby from anywhere.
Yes, I will pass through to Iraq.
Thank you, McCain, I'm severe weighed down Barack!
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